ifunnyws:

Jonah Hill & Morgan Freeman

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caseyanthonyofficial:

Having to explain a joke is like going to prom with your sister

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jutsei:

Playing a co-op game for the first time with friends who are very good at it

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michaxl:

strawberryghostie:

michaxl:

why is everyone in aladdin hot

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my original statement stands

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itsbetterthananal:

the only thing you need to know about public school is that people go hard as shit during classroom jeopardy review games. there are no friends here

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princesslibrarian:

you think you’re a better kisser than me??? you think you’re a better cuddler? come over here and prove it punk

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malfoypure:

A muggleborn and pureblood couple having their first child and the pureblood not knowing about ultrasounds so they don’t understand why their partner is dragging them to a muggle doctor until they get there and suddenly they see a physical picture of their newborn child and hear it’s little heartbeat and it’s better than any magic they’ve ever seen.

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nice-wig-janis:

you can either watch a whole tv series in a day or die trying

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